Things I’ve Done (Double Post)

RULES – Bold everything you’ve done. Then, at the end add five more things – three that you’ve done, two you wish you’ve done.

01. Buy everyone in the pub a drink.
02. Swim with wild dolphins.
03. Climb a mountain.
04. Take a Ferrari for a test drive.
05. See the Pyramids at night.
06. Hold a tarantula.
07. Take a candlelit bath with someone.
08. Say ‘I love you’ and mean it.
09. Hug a tree.
10. Do a striptease.
11. Do a bungee or parachute jump.
12. Visit Paris.
13. Watch a lightning storm at sea.
14. Clean behind the fridge.
15. Stay up all night long, and watch the sun rise.
16. Ask the/a question you’ve always been too embarrassed to ask.
17. See the Northern Lights.
18. Go to a huge sports game – football, rugby, baseball, American football, etc.
19. Create your own masterpiece.
20. Grow and eat your own vegetables.
21. Touch an iceberg.
22. Have an office relationship.
23. Sleep under the stars.
24. Compromise.
25. Change a baby’s nappy/diaper.
26. Take a trip in a hot air balloon.
27. Watch a meteor shower.
28. Get drunk on champagne.
29. Take a luxury holiday.
30. Give more than you can afford to charity.
31. Look up at the night sky through a telescope.
32. Have an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment.
33. Have a food fight.
34. Bet on a winning horse.
35. Take a sick day when you’re not ill.
36. Get a pet.
37. Ask a stranger out.
38. Have a snowball fight.
39. Photocopy your bottom on the office photocopier.
40. Scream as loudly as you possibly can.
41. Hold a lamb.
42. Enact a favorite fantasy.
43. Take a midnight skinny dip.
44. Hear the words ‘I love you’.
45. Fly on Concorde.
46. Take an ice cold bath.
47. Have a meaningful conversation with a beggar.
48. See a total eclipse.
49. Ride a roller coaster.
50. Hit a home run.
51. Fit three weeks miraculously into three days.
52. Dance like a fool and not care who’s looking.
53. Adopt an accent for an entire day.
54. Visit the birthplace of your ancestors.
55. Have a grand romance with costumes and everything.
56. Made up a screen-name to stalk someone.
57. Gone shopping for no reason.
58. Actually feel happy about your life, even for just a moment.
59. Just be held.
60. Have an adventure where nothing goes as planned.
61. Kissed someone you truly wanted to kiss.
62. Went clubbing and thought to yourself “I could out-dance them if I wanted to.”
63. Called your relatives by their relationship in another language.
64. Have two hard drives for your computer.
65. Cuddled.
66. Visited all 50 states.
67. Love your job.
68. Taken care of someone who was shit faced.
69. Had enough money to be truly satisfied.
70. Have amazing friends.
71. Danced with a stranger in a foreign country.
72. Swim during a formal.
73. Stolen a sign.
74. Backpacked in Europe.
75. Taken a road-trip.
76. Rock climbing.
77. Nose piercing.
78. Midnight walk on the beach.
79. Sky diving.
80. Visit Ireland.
81. Saw what you wanted and did all it took to seize it.
82. Fell in love then fell harder and faster from heartbreak.
83. In a restaurant, sat at a stranger’s table and had lunch/dinner with them.
84. Visit and/or tour Japan.
85. Bench press your own weight.
86. Stolen from your parents.
87. Alphabetized your records.
88. Caught people having sex in a public place
89. Pretended to be a super hero.
90. Sang karaoke.
91. Made someone cry for no good reason.
92. Lounged around in bed all day.
93. Posed nude in front of a room full of strangers.
94. Dressed sexy for no reason
95. Got it on to “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye.
96. Kissed in the rain.
97. Played in the mud.
98. Played in the rain.
99. Gone to a drive-in theater.
100. Done something you should regret, but don’t regret it…
101. Visited the Great Wall of China.
102. Fell in love with a job that has nothing to do with the degree you’re pursuing.
103. Discovered that someone who’s not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog.
104. Dropped Windows in favor of something better.
105. Started a business.
106. Fallen in love and not had your heart broken.
107. Toured ancient sites around the Mediterranean.
108. Taken karate.
109. Sword fought for the honor of a woman.
110. Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight.
111. Got married.
112. Been in a movie
113. LARPed (what the hell is this???)
114. Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
115. Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy.
116. Got divorced.
117. Had sex at the office.
118. Surprised yourself with a talent you didn’t know you had.
119. Been to Macchu Picchu
120. Gone without food for 5 days.
121. Got a tattoo.
122. Lived outside the U.S.
123. Memorized a poem.
124. Successfully performed an inverted yoga pose.
125. Lived life deliberately.
126. Kissed a crush out of the blue.
127. Learned from my mistakes.
128. Made friends with the unlikeliest of people.
129. Told someone in no uncertain terms what you thought of them.
130. Got up one morning and decided to take a trip and then took it.
131. Made a promise and then carried through.
132. Designed a website.
133. Made a souffle.
134. Sang at someone’s funeral.
135. Been honest when it was not in your favor to do so.
136. Swanned around on a yacht.
137. Done the Rio carnival.
138. Got a diving license.
139. Been to Tibet.
140. Been published.
141. Met someone famous.
142. Devised the Internet and e-mail protocols at work, and got them accepted as official company policy.
143. Had sex al fresco.
144. Done the Camino de Santiago, on foot or on horseback, all the way.
145. Won the lottery.
146. Shaved your head
147. Rode a horse bare-back
148. Witnessed a birth.
149. Gone to a convention.
150. Hiked the Grand Canyon
151. Traveled overnight by train from Spain to France.
152. Given birth
153. Worked at Disney World.
154. Visited London.
155. Driven cross country.
156. Had sex while another couple had sex in the same room
157. Had a vasectomy
158. Appeared on an album
159. Played on stage with your musical hero
160. Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
161. Recorded in a studio
162. Lived alone
163. Lost 20+ pounds in a year.
164. Boxed
165. Ran for public office
166. Gotten straight A’s for a semester in college.
167. Tried a new drink I wasn’t sure I’d like.
168. Become obsessed with a TV show that’s been cancelled for a while.
169. Quit my job to go back to school full time.
170. See myself through another’s eyes.
171. See the Earth from outer space.
172. Sat on the throne of England, even if not to rule, just rest your butt.
173. Write a novel the gets published.
174. Gone to DragonCon and made out with someone you didn’t know before the event
175. Installed new windows in a house.
176. Gotten completely lost in a foreign city/country and had fun doing it
177. Played a part where you committed suicide on stage
178. Gotten a black belt in karate or other style of marital art
179. Held a proper dinner party, complete with the little napkin holder thingies on the table
180. Bought something for someone completely anonymously and never owned up to it.
181. Build fence by hand (and tools used with hands; no let me stand there and watch it get done) in 120 degree weather
182. Worked a 14 hour shift on your day off.
183. Been chased by stampeding horses
184. Jumped into a ceiling fan (full body not your arm or something like that)
185. Get suspension rings in my back.
186. Lost the man I loved
187. Proved my parents wrong.
188. Went to Canada just so I could buy my dad a drink.
189. Had a one year anniversary.
190. Been given a diamond ring
191. Graduate from college.
192. Got into a car accident that totaled your car…
193. Regretted
194. Vacationed at a tropical island
195. Been someone’s best man.
196. Driven up and down the entire West Coast
197. Been in a long distance relationship
198. Dropped everything for love
199. Visited Africa
200. Have something named after me.
201. Read “Les Miserables” (the unedited version)
202. Bought Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure.
203. Built your own house.
204. Saw the sites of the 7 Ancient Wonders.
205. Finished this thingy.
206. Own over 75 pairs of shoes. (I’m getting there!)
207. Experienced a hurricane first hand.
208. Been a bridesmaid/maid of honor.
209. Danced the night away with the person you love
210. Confessed to your crush that you like them.
211. Had a meal completely alone at a crowded restaurant.
212. Jumped into a public fountain for no reason.
213. Get my belly button pierced.
214. Draw a naked person.
215. Have undergone major surgery
216. Seen snow.
217. Been to Niagara Falls.
218. Gotten kinky in a bar
219. Received a dozen red roses
220. Given a guest lecture or spoken to a class about what you do
221. Become a weekly columnist
222. Let someone comfort you when you need it most but don’t want it.
The ones I added:
223. Had your life dreams crushed.
224. Realize that #223 wasn’t so bad in the long run.
225. Sunbathed nude.
226. Been financially responsible.
227. Have a walk in closet.
and the ones that Crazy Dave (that’s ME) added;
228. Bought a motorcycle
229. Cried lately
230. Wasted an entire day at work on the internet
231. Worried about #230 costing me my job
232. Got pissed off at a complete stranger, to the point of a near fight

posted Fri, 01-14-05

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So Tina wanted an explanation for the following things that I’ve done/not done in my life…..
46. Take an ice cold bath.
Numerous times in the Navy after a night of drinking, I took one of these to wake up….

53. Adopt an accent for an entire day.
When I was a kid, I had a female friend and we would get in these weird moods and carry on the ENTIRE day like that. Another example was “reverse day” where we said everything backwards. Fun of lots was it.

73. Stolen a sign.
In high school, right before leaving for The Navy, a couple of my best friends and I tore down some street signs to be funny. Got home and my dad was royally pissed. Refused to let us bring them into the house so we took them downtown and set them outside the courthouse.

88. Caught people having sex in a public place.
While in junior high, my class took a little tour of a local zoo. One of the back rooms had its door closed and me, being the curious guy I am, headed to THAT room with a buddy. Found a couple of teenagers getting their freak on. This was right before I had really gotten interested in girls, myself.

93. Posed nude in front of a room full of strangers.
The Navy is notorious for hazing. (No really!) One of the things they loved to do to the FNG on my ship was to steal their towel while they were in the shower (this was one of the kinder things they did). Someone thought it would be funny to do that to me, after I’d been on the ship for awhile. I’d been on long enough that I’d seen plenty of FNG’s arrive so I didn’t feel that I warranted this stupid prank. I marched my naked ass into the berthing’s break room (we were out to sea) and refused to leave my post in front of the television until someone fessed up to having my towel. They fessed up relatively quickly because the guys in the room were a hell of a lot more interested in what was on tv then they were interested in the tree trunk hanging between my legs!

97. Played in the mud.
When I was a teenager, 14 or 15, there was a huge gospel concert in Milford called “Love-Fest”. It was a good time, really. Well, one of the years I attended, it rained so hard that it looked almost like WoodStock, as far as mud goes. My buddies and I met a couple of girls and we raced around and slid all over the place, looking horrid after it was all over with. Caked with mud, we were.

141. Met someone famous.
See the previous answer to #97. I met the rap/rock group DC Talk there the following year, when I worked backstage. I also, as a young kid with my dad, met the Nebraska Cornhuskers coach, Tom Osborne. He was a really nice guy and for the next 5 years, everytime a Husker game was on my parents would say “Hey Dave!!! There’s your buddddddddyyyyy!!!” Dude probably doesn’t even remember meeting me, he he he.

218. Gotten kinky in a bar.
I suppose I should leave this one alone. If you are really THAT curious, stop by The Wife’s Blog and badger her about The River City Brewing Company and Ludacris. Rock ME!!!! (#218’s answer will prolly get me in some trouble, he he he he)


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