Barking. Incessant barking. My wife’s chihuahua is so close to being physically thrown out the back door.
“FITZY, SHUUUTT UUUPPP!!!”
This room is black. The darkness in here is so complete. I raise my hand in front of my face only to find no indication of something breaking the space immediately in front of me. It’s only black in here. I must have enabled the sleep timer on the television before I got too tired to set it. Usually when I fall asleep in front of the television, I forget to set the timer and my wife lets me know about it.